You know the old saying,
Candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker
Now both dandy and quick come in one lovely package. Could there be a better Valentine's Day gift? I mean, seriously, if she doesn't absolutely love this she's either:
a) a recovering alcoholic who can't eat such things.
or
b) some sort of communist/hippy/terrorist/anti-American creep, in which case it's best you find out now.
Those are the only choices. Every woman loves chocolate, and if it gives her a little buzz, all the better! She might even share a little with you. (Note: Proper etiquette dictates that you take one only to be polite.)
Order right now, guys. You can't go wrong.
